Showdogs

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       We have come to the point in the weekend where I take  on the talking dogs.
       This is a pretty simple story. Max (Chis Bridges), is a police dog with an anger problem. After botching a rescue operation for a baby panda bear, him and Frank ( Will Arnett) are forced to partner up and go to Las Vegas to take down the bad guys.
       I' m not even sure where to start with this. On the plus side,  this movie should be able to entertain the very small... but having said that, it doesn't take much.
 When it comes to the, dogs, who for a lot of the film where CGI. These dogs, were just so terrible, it made the dogs from "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" look Oscar worthy. Nothing about the dogs in show dogs looks real.
 Unfortunately, the script is not any better, when it comes to quality. There are so many cringe, or eye-ball rolling worthy lines, that are going for the joke, and makes it fall flat. I swear that it almost seemed Arnett was embarrassed to be there.
  In the end, If you are not a really small kid, STAY AWAY.
GRADE: D- 

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