The Meg

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   Giant shark attacking a group of scientists, what kind of movie should you expect?
   The story surrounds Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham), a deep sea rescue diver. In the beginning, he is outcasted for saying that one of his rescue efforts was interrupted by some giant monster. Five years later, he gets called back by a friend to help rescue his ex- wife. Guess who decides to join the party?
 From the trailer, people generally expect this is not a movie to be taken seriously. Not to sound crude, but movies like this are watched for two reasons, nudity and great death scenes. Unfortunately, this movie has heather of these things. For those that do not know, this is pg-13. That means none of the things people want to see from this movie, are in it. Having said that, the ending was pg-13 cool.
  Building on what I was saying previous paragraph, plot and characters tend to fall to wayside. When things are more focused on the shark you get an eh plot, and paper thin characters. In the case of this movie, it needed more development to help fight off the pg-13 part.
  The shark design was something I was impressed with. It did look nice and menacing. It could of easily went the way of "Sharknado", but did not, which made me happy.
  In the end, making this pg-13 is what hurt it the most.
GRADE: C-

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