Norm of the North

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   Not to be mean but, I almost felt bad for the filmakers when I was watching this movie,which is really hard to do. Honestly, I am not sure I have ever felt that way after watching a movie
Norm is a polar bear that is just terrible at everything that he does. One day while on his grandfather's land, he finds a condo and makes the leap that humans want to settle in the artic. He tries to warn the others, who obviously, don't believe him. He goes back the next day to find them shooting a commercial. Norm feels the only way to fix the problem is to hitch a ride on the condo, which is going back to New York, to talk to the developer.
This movie had issues from the very beggining. There are just way too many storie were there is a guy that can not fit in for the life of it, goes on a huge quest, then oh my he does now! It has also been a very long time since every single joke in the whole movie fell flat, till now. You can take this last point with any grain of salt you want but, how even in a kids movie, does no one except a little girl know that Norm is a polar bear, but a small child. I really just do not understand that.
In the end, the message to save the earth, can not get this movie through its huge issues it has.
GRADE: F

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